Dammit, why did Triple H have to win again!!!?!??! Yes, I’m talking about last night’s telecast of WWE RAW’s New Year’s Revolution.

Hmmm…uh huh, I watch wrestling too. I don’t read subtitles all the time, you know. Lol. J I don’t really have much choice when it’s Wednesday and Friday, and my younger brother got to the TV first. When you have 2 brothers and a father who are hooked on wrestling, you just have to watch it with them and before I knew it, I like watching it too. OK, back to my cursing Triple H.

A few but big disappointments during that pay per view, I don’t really care about the other matches. Just sad that…Lita lost the womens’s championship to Trish. (I bet Trish wears thre push-ups bra on top of each other to make her breasts look super duper full. Haha.) Maven looked like a total loser in front of Shelton Benjamin. (Geez, does this Shelton Benjamin guy have fans anyways? Hehe, I just don’t like him.) He talked a lot of crap in the beginning and when the match began, Shelton Benjamin pinned him and at the count of 3 it’s over. But Maven talked again, he wanted a rematch because the earlier match didn’t count, he called Shelton Benjamin a chicken when the latter was hesitant at first. So Shelton Benjamin went back to the ring, slammed Maven, went on top of him and at the count of three…Maven lost again. I find him cute, too bad, he’s such a loser.

On to the main event – the Elimination Chamber – includes Edge (Again, does this guy have fans anyways???), Triple H, Batista, Randy Orton, Chris “Y2J” Jericho and Chris Benoit. First 2 inside the ring were Y2J and Benoit. 5 minutes after, Triple H went in. 5 minutes again, Edge followed. Sometime after that, after getting a kick from referee Shawn “HBK” Michaels, he was eliminated. 5 minutes again, Orton went in. after another 5 minutes, Batista, entered to help Triple H. Sometime after that, Y2J got eliminated and then Benoit. When Benoit was eliminated, I was like, “OMG! Orton, get out of there!! Just give them the damn belt!! You’re pretty face is gonna get ruined!” Yep, his face was really my concern. Because the whole world knows that Triple H and Batista are going to gang up on him. But Orton was able to manage both of them, with the use of his powerful (lol, I feel funny with my adjectives) R.K.O., he eliminated Batista. Woohoo!!! Triple H and Orton were the only people left. I was like, “My brother is so wrong, he said Triple H will win but I guess he won’t, he got to the chamber first so he’s more tired than Orton is.” (haha, my bro researched it already because we’re 3 weeks delayed here in the Philippines. This pay per view happened last January 9 pa.) But I was also concerned that Evolution always does something illegal during matches. And I wasn’t wrong. When Batista was eliminated, I was yelling, “Get that bastard out of the ring fast!!!” I so swear, he’s gonna help Triple H in anyway. And I’m sure they’ll manage to get in, appearing out of nowhere. They always do that anyways. One would distract the referee so the other could do whatever bogus they’re planning. What happened next is that, HBK was trying to get Batista out then Ric Flair (Damn, that old man!! Go retire now!) suddenly came out of nowhere trying to get inside the ring. (Damn! Isn’t the chamber even locked?!?!?!? How did he even manage to get through the gate?) So as expected, HBk shifted his attention to Flair, Batisata went back inside and slams (I don’t actually remember what he exactly did to Orton) making him unconscious. Triple H, “pedigrees” him (MY, he pulled Orton’s pink briefs up, showing half of his butt!! Darn! I hated him for that because I respect the guy. Huhu. I didn’t want to see that sana. My gosh, is this is even me??? I dunno, it just didn’t feel right seeing that. Anyways…) and Triple H wins. DANG DANG DANG!!!!

Batista is the stupidest guy alive, I mean, he could win that championship for himself! Why do it for Triple H! Babo!

Actually, I have a crush on Triple H too, I find him “gwapo” even if he’s old enough to my dad, I think. But just don’t want him winning again because he don’t play wrestle well anyways. He couldnt win anything on his own.